Maddie & Ashley

Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from Maddie and Ashley.

Maddie

  • January 2012: Tom talking to Maddie while walking her in to school: "Maddie, how do you know everyone here?"  Maddie (complete w/ her Maddittude) "I don't know everyone, they all know me!"
  • August 2011: Grandma: "Maddie you don't have a butt"  Maddie: "Yes I do!  If I didn't have a butt, I couldn't go poop!"
  • July 2011: Maddie was playing with grandpa and kicked him in the bladder. He says "Maddie! You kicked me right in the bladder!". She said "boys don't have bladders grandpa- they pee with their penis!"
  • February 2011: "Mommy, sometimes I toot in school."  I say "you shouldn't really do that..." she replies with "It's ok, they are soft toots."
  • February 2011:  "Mommy, Daddy has skittles!" (she meant skills).
  • February 2011: Tom as he is attempting to make a basket "watch out Maddie". (he misses). Maddie: (with attitude) "what do I have to watch out for??". Let the smack talking begin!
  • November 2010: Me: "Girls, CALM DOWN!", Maddie: "But Mommy we can't.  We have so many laughs inside!"
  • November 2010: "I'm going to marry Josh.  He's not my boyfriend.  We're just going to marry."
  • July 2010: "Maddie: "What are we eating?" Me: "Shrimp" long pause... Maddie: "why are we eating dead fish?? You can't eat dead fish! Why did you kill the fish?" Me: "I didn't kill the shrimp, we bought it at the store" Maddie: "GROSS! You can't have dead fish at the store!" Future vegetarian??
  • July 2010: Maddie: "Mommy, are you going to have a baby in your tummy?" Me: "NO! No more babies in this tummy", Maddie: "Why?" Me: "because I have 2 perfect children already, I don't need anymore", after a long pause, Maddie: "what about cousin Will?" Me: "Who would Uncle Bryan and Aunt Cherise have then?" Maddie: "They can have... Ashley!" 
  • July 2010: Me: "Maddie, don't you need to go potty?" Maddie "NO!" Me: "You haven't gone in a really long time.... unless you went in the pool....." Maddie "How did you know that?!?!?!" ahhhh.. the honesty of a 5 yr. old..

Ashley

  • February 2012: While working out with mommy: "I look like a mom!  I have on sweaty clothes and a watch!"
  • July 2011: Daddy is sooo awesome! Know why? Cuz he can go to the bathroom all by himself!
  • February 2011: Daddy has SKILLS!
  • December 2010: On the way to school after I told Ashley what a big girl she is for eating all of her breakfast "Mommy, I am a grown up now - and Maddie isn't because she doesn't eat like I do". 
  • November 2010: Mommy, I only like the pepperoni, but i don't like it because it is spicy on my tongue. So it can't be on my tongue."  Kind of hard to eat w/o touching your tongue.
  • May 2010: Ashley: "Not all of my poop came out." Me: "no? Why not?" Ashley: "because it just wanted to stay in my butt!" What can you say to that?  

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